Total Medals Earned: 89 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,580 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (35/85 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
Medals Earned: 15/15 (620/620 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/195 points)
Medals Earned: 16/20 (275/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/445 points)
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Let's be quiet.
Create a right-click menu.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Completely fill up your menu.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Ten Crush-Hugs
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Find and abuse the familiar mechanic
Receive a positive review from FlashChaz
Receive a positive review from Wayne Marsh
Receive a positive review from Danish Goel
Receive a positive review from Shock-Dingo
Take 25 poos
Increase your chances of winning an award
Develop 75 games with Auto mode disabled
Enter the brain
Get lucky on the one arm bandit
Win 50 awards - the only true recognition of talent
Develop 3 Idle versions of FlashChaz games
Realize a universal truth
Develop 250 games with Auto mode disabled
Churn out 800 games
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Reach the end of the help screen
Die 100 times.
Beat all 20 levels on Wimpy difficutly
Collect all the bonus coins
Finish with over 4000 points
Beat all 20 levels on Hardcore difficulty
Beat all 20 levels on Normal difficulty
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Total over 1 million feet
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
You watched the intro. This display of compassion towards the creator of the cinematics is proof of the greatness of your person.
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
You watched the clinic cutscene and played the first minigame. Such display of patience is absolutely commendable.
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
You trust the people around you with such ardour and good faith I cannot fathom the utter luck one has in having you as a friend.
The delicacy you make of yourself in such peculiar circumstance shall make you think about the appetite you are capable of generating among people.
Because the recollection of long lost memories is not very different than the fresh air which strokes your newly bald head.
To lose a minigame like this....truly the best accomplishment ever achieved. You deserve a trophy.
For ever band-aid you carefully avoid, two more will glue themselves onto you, thence you shall fall hoping to adhere somewhere.
Finish the game in Normal Mode and enjoy the ending.
Reach level 2 in Arcade mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode and watch the TRUE ending.
Reach 500 beats in the final part (hard mode).
Reach level 3 in Arcade mode
Gain more than 40.000 points in Arcade Mode
